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Perfect Domain Branding

The third instalment (13 June) of Fresh Software Insights outlines domain name branding and predicts the Google Antitrust probe:

Consider the following:

1. What if content from one company dominated Google’s search results?
2. What if this company provided all the videos, maps, places, weather and flight search results in search results?
3. What if this company was owned by Google? Wait. I’ll let you Google that.

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$20 billion Groupon IPO & .domain fever

Fast-tracked my 2nd Fresh Software Insights to bring you the latest news:

“…Domain names are 21st century real estate. ICANN runs all these virtual estate names on the interwebz, so you have to apply for a gTLD like .home or .coffee through them (dibs on .hustler).

All you need is a meager $185k application fee and $25k per year, granted no conflicting applications or disputes arise (like .xxx vs .sex). If, however, a dispute doth arise, thou shalt pay an adjudication fee on the order of $70k to $122k per hour. Yes folks, I ain’t talkin’ rich, I’m talkin’ wealthy [video]. This may upset the whole domain market, but I think otherwise…

Engineering Professor

Everyone Is An “Innovator”

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If you love(d) StarCraft

StarCraft Network

Why give your networked systems boring names like “LAPTOP” or “DESKTOP”, when you could be naming them after StarCraft units:

My [network] naming convention, if you haven’t guessed, is StarCraft/StarCraft2. The name of the unit should reflect the power, size, and special abilities of the hardware. To some extent this is an art, however there are a few set rules which must be followed.

Rule 1: Flying vs Ground

• Starcraft units, in general, can either fly, or they are stuck on the ground.
• Computers, in general, are either mobile (laptops), or they are stuck on the ground.

Intern at FreshCode in March/April

So you think you can code?

If you’re smart and studying computer science or engineering, you should apply for a March/April 2011 part-time internship at FreshCode. You’ll get to work on beautiful thinks like RooiHub and earn R400 a week in beer money while learning about the business of software.

Got a Traffic Fine? F*ck it.

“F*MyFine generates tailored, printable excuse letters to help reduce your traffic fines.”

- fmyfine.co.za

What a crazy idea - check it out and tell us what you think.

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